The Yuppa Tuppa Song

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"The Yuppa Tuppa Song"

Copyright 1997 Robert D. Tolz

Ice cream, vinegar, add a ripe banana.
Mash it in a circle, make a mountain peak.
Should I use the microwave or leave it uncooked?
Got to keep it quiet 'cause my mom's asleep.

When I play inside, I use my 'magination.
Look at my creation, my experiment.
I view with pride this wonderful sensation.
I wonder where the sugar and the pepper went.

Singing, yuppa yuppa yuppa tuppa tuppa
Yuppa tuppa tuppa tuppa tum bum bum
Yuppa yuppa yuppa tuppa tuppa
Yuppa tuppa tuppa tuppa tum bum bum.

Here comes brother wearing his pajamas
Pealing a ba-nah-nah, says, "What's up?"
"I'm making breakfast, perfectly nutritious,
Absolute delicious. Have a cup."

Well he drank it down, and steam came from his ears.
He had a look I've never, ever seen before.
His eyes went round.
I think I shoulda' nuked it
'Cause then he wouldna' puked it on the kitchen floor.

Yuppa yuppa yuppa tuppa tuppa
Yuppa tuppa tuppa tuppa tum bum bum
Yuppa yuppa yuppa tuppa tuppa
Yuppa tuppa tuppa tuppa tum bum bum.

Ice cream, vinegar, add some maple syrup.
Two kids making breakfast for their mom in bed.
Should we use the microwave or leave it uncooked?
Got to keep things clean, that's what our mother said.

When we play inside, we use our 'magination.
Look at our creation, our experiment.
We view with pride this wonderful sensation.
We put it on a tray and to our mother went.

Singing, yuppa yuppa yuppa tuppa tuppa
Yuppa tuppa tuppa tuppa tum bum bum
Yuppa yuppa yuppa tuppa tuppa
Yuppa tuppa tuppa tuppa tum bum bum.

Well she drank it down, and steam came from her ears.
We've never, ever seen her move so fast before.
Her eyes went round
I think we shoulda' miked it,
'Cause then she woulda' like it,
'Steada' yuppa-tuppa-tuppa on the bathroom floor.

Celery, mayonnaise, add a can 'o tuna.
Momma's teaching two kids how to cook real nice.
She says that now we're cookin',
But then when she's not lookin',
We add some spice.

Well, I'm not gonna' tell you what happened to my father.
I really shouldn't bother you with all the details.
Do what I do, use your 'magination.
He had a fascination for the garbage pale.

When we play inside, we use our 'magination.
Look at our creation, our experiment.
We view with pride this wonderful sensation.
We wonder where the catsup and the mustard went.

Singing, yuppa yuppa yuppa tuppa tuppa
Yuppa tuppa tuppa tuppa tum bum bum
Yuppa yuppa yuppa tuppa tuppa
Yuppa tuppa tuppa tuppa tum bum bum.

You are listening to "The Yuppa Tuppa Song"
1997 by Robert Tolz