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A man and his wife were driving home one night and ran into a bridge abutment and both were killed. They arrived in heaven and found it was a beautiful golf course with a lovely clubhouse and fabulous greens and free and only for them, and the husband said, "You want to play a round?" She said, "Sure."

They teed off on the first hole, but noticing that something was troubling her husband, the woman asked, "What's wrong?"

He said, "You know, if it hadn't been for your stupid oatbran, we could have been here years ago."

Added 5/3/97Submitted by Richard Ostriak